So I'm guessing you won't be buying two of these!
Because this is in Virginia (other end of the state) of course this has been all over the news. If I squint I can kind of see the humor in it all. But on the flip side, as a responsible dog owner it bothers me that they did this to this poor dog and that it's allowed to run off lead.
When I saw this on the news, I immediately thought that obviously those 911 callers could not possibly be dog people. On the other hand, animals are always at the mercy of their owners whims and fancies. That breed is such a lovely looking dog that I could never have given him a haircut like that.